You know, I’m up all hours of the night thanks to my insomnia, and I see all those date site commercials on TV with all their hot guys and gals, and I wonder ….

What about the ugly people? Don’t they deserve to find their one-and-only, just like everyone else?

Take, for instance, Billy Bob McKansie. Now, he enjoys line dancing and being patriotic. All he wants is an All-American girl. Nothing wrong with that, right? So why shouldn’t he have a shot at true love? I mean, just because he likes watching war on TV and worships George W. Bush doesn’t mean he should be alone forever, does it?

Does it?

Hello??

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Woo Hoo! Guess what! According to Variety, “Winner for most unusual piece of development this pilot season goes to ABC, which has turned a series of quirky Geico commercials into an actual half-hour comedy project.

‘Cavemen’ will revolve around three pre-historic men who must battle prejudice as they attempt to live as normal thirtysomethings in modern Atlanta.”

I think that rocks! Those caveman commercials crack us up! Especially Hubs. He’s gonna get a kick outta this when I tell him.

(found at chonksworld)

Geico Cavemen, Television

I was looking through my new local weekly ad at Walgreens online and happened to notice that these particular sale items are all listed on the same page:

An Ovulation Test
K-Y Lubricant or Massage Oil
A Pregnancy Test
Disposable Diapers
Baby Care Items (such as lotion, oil, etc.)
Gerber 2nd Foods
Monistat 1
Ultra Strength Ben Gay Pain Reliever
And finally, their Entire Line of Mueller Supports (knee, ankle, wrist, etc.)

I don’t know about you, but I find that frickin’ hilarious!

It was 3 years ago when I wrote this post about my 12 week mark without cigarettes and how hard it STILL was, unlike what I had read numerous times about quitting the habit. When I went back and read that, I suddenly realized it has been AGES since I even THOUGHT about a cigarette! Actually, the smell of smoke makes me feel like hurling now. No joke. It’s disgusting. I am so happy that I quit!!

Wanna a laugh? I got the following in an email from my sister. It’s too funny what some people will put in an advertisement!

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES…
Mother, AKC German shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a
single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat … been out a while.
Better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

Do any of you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County? Oh man! Do you think those women can even grasp true reality? I mean, they live in a fairytale gated community, for gawd’s sake, and own like a gazillion dollars worth of shit and think it’s NORMAL! One of ‘em ( Jeana ) owns FOUR houses so that each of her 3 kids will have a house to live in when they move out (they’re BIG richie rich houses, too!), and said she doesn’t think it’s strange or anything because “everyone does it”. HUH???!!! Don’t tell my kids that - they’ll start demanding real estate for their birthday! It boggles my mind to watch people like that. It’s like … a super weird study in sociology or something; a documentary of the tribal customs of the super rich. LOL If you take a look at the web site I linked to, you’ll see that the housewives actually have blogs. Now, I don’t think that that is strange (obviously), but check out some of the comments they get - the MANY comments they get! I can NOT believe how invested people get in watching them on TV!! I mean, some of those people are downright pissed and very rude! LOL It’s pretty funny actually. Wow. What is it about reality TV? I think it takes us away from our own not-so-perfect lives and distracts us for an hour or so which, in some cases, is a blessing I suppose. Geez. How sad, eh? Or maybe not. Oh well. Either way those rich biotches totally need to come live with me for a week and see what life is like out here in the REAL world!!