Question:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?
Woman’s Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, TWO DAYS LATER the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!
IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
Oh I’m sorry. What was the question? 
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Oh man, that is SO funny! I act like that all the time! 
Thanks, Sis, for sending it to me! 
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Wednesday, 20. August 2008
Do you have a listening device planted in my house?
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Wednesday, 20. August 2008
LOL @ LuckyGirl — I know, right? That’s what I thought the first time I read it! I was like, “Uh, how do they know this about me?”.
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Wednesday, 20. August 2008
And your point? So? LOL! Just kidding. So? Guilty here. Dammit!
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Wednesday, 20. August 2008
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Thursday, 21. August 2008
That was cute. I’m going to forward it to my Mom.
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Friday, 22. August 2008
That is a accurate of my reality. I’m not seeing the humor. Is it hot in here to you?
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Friday, 22. August 2008
Ok, I’m officially afraid of you now. LOL!
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Friday, 22. August 2008
Laura — I sure hope your Mom is having one of those rare good mood days when you send it to her.
Carol — LOL!
Corrina — So is my family!
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Saturday, 23. August 2008
That was too funny and we all know that between the hot flashes a gal needs a good laugh!
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Tuesday, 26. August 2008
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! My mother and aunt are going through menopause, and I so totally can relate! Well, my mother went through it first, then now it’s my aunt’s turn, and guess what she’s my second mother, so, go figure! ha! :-)
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