People make me angry. Maybe I should say some people make me angry. VERY angry! But I’m not self-righteous enough to sit here thinking I am never guilty of the very same behavior which pisses me off in others — I know I do. Believe me, I chastise myself, too. My daughter and I have an agreement that when one or both of us is complaining about something utterly stupid, shallow, superficial and/or greedy and are being completely short-sighted, we say, “You know, some people don’t even HAVE ‘fill in the blank’“. We remind each other about how blessed we really are.

So what’s got my panties in such a bunch right now? Well, people like Linda Bollea, who has the nerve to announce to the press, as if it’s breaking news, that she wants her soon-to-be ex Hulk Hogan jailed because — now get this — he hasn’t paid his share into the purchase of a 4.2 million dollar condo in Vegas! WTF??? There are people DYING in this country and losing everything they own due to floods, tornadoes and heat waves, and she’s pissed because he hasn’t kicked in his 2.1 million bucks! Oh no, what a freaking tragedy! NOT! There are men and women being killed in Iraq and families living on the streets right here in the good ol’ USA, and SHE wants her condo! Well heaven forbid Linda shouldn’t get her condo in frickin’ Vegas! Stop the presses, people, this is BIG news! Hulk hasn’t shelled out his promised amount of money to his skanky wife who is now dating a NINETEEN YEAR OLD! I say good on’ya, Hulk!

Linda, get over yourself already. We don’t care!

Hulk Hogan, Terry Bollea, Linda Bollea