My Baby Boy Is Now a Man - Finally!
Did I tell you guys about my little boy losing his virginity? Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot to tell you! It was such big news in my house! 
OK, so this is how it went down:
Pippin was in season, and whenever that is the case with her and/or my daughter’s dog, Sage, Riley goes nuts (don’t worry, he’s neutered!). But you see, he’s so doggone small that no matter how hard he tries - and believe me, he tries!! - he can never quite seem to get the job done (and it’s totally hysterical to watch, too! 
). Until a couple of weeks ago, that is. He was humpin’ away as usual, when suddenly my daughter exclaimed, “Oh my gosh! Are they stuck?!” 
Hubs and I quickly turned to look, and sure enough, the little dude had finally completed the task, and boy did he look confused!! 
He was trying to walk away but couldn’t! Hubs told daughter to “hurry up and hold Pippin so she doesn’t try to run off and pull him by his little wienie!” 
Oh I tell ya’, people, it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, LONG time! Riley didn’t know what was going on, Pippin just wanted to get away, and there was my daughter holding her there so she wouldn’t hurt poor Riley. LMAO! When they finally “parted ways”, my daughter was so grossed out she almost took a shower. 
I wish I had taken a video of it. I so would’ve won on America’s Funniest Home Videos! I’ll tell ya’ what, when it was all over and done with, Riley sure was a happy camper! 
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I’m with your daughter! I feel dirty for even HEARING that story!
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ROFL I was thinking you were talking about your son!! Like human son.
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