Smile! It’s the Day Before Friday! ;)
Hey Everyone. 
How’re things goin’?
Yesterday I was thinkin’ about little things that mean a lot. Such as:
When I was downtown seeing my mother’s attorney and was getting ready to leave, a woman stopped in the street and allowed me to back out of my parking space, even though there was hardly any traffic and she could have passed by quickly. That was nice.
Seeing my neighbor’s little Poodle after getting a very nice haircut. He probably felt a little funny with those bows on his ears, but he sure looked cute! That made me smile.
Getting a sweet new cell phone - a camera phone! Now when I’m somewhere and see something cool, I won’t be wishing I had my camera with me - I’ll just use my phone! New toys make me very happy! ;)
My son’s friends who enjoy coming over here and shootin’ the bull with me. We all share tons of laughs and have a great time. That makes me feel good.
My doggies’ wagging tails and excited wiggles whenever they see me coming. That warms my heart and makes me smile big time! And on that note, I will share with you something my sister sent to me yesterday; she said she sent it only to me because I have so many dogs. ;) Yes, I know … I’m a crazy old dog lady. LOL! Here ya’ go - enjoy!
Things I MUST remember as a dog…..
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly jump up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
I must shake the rainwater off before entering the house.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to get sick.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,etc. just because I like the way they smell.
“Kitty box crunchies,” although tasty, are not food.
I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
I will not insist on having the car window rolled down when it’s raining.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
The sofa is not a face towel.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not play tug-of-war with dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.
I will not eat mint flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage, thereby avoid having a string hanging out of my butt.
I will not roll around in the dirt after just getting a bath.
Sticking my nose into someone’s crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello.
I will not hump on any person’s leg just because I thought it was the right thing to do.
I will not fart in my owner’s face while sleeping on the pillow next to his head.
I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.
I will not sit in the middle of the living room and smell my butt when company is over; suddenly turning around and licking it can quickly clear a room.
LOL!
July 29th, 2004 at 9:46 am
that is so cute ^_^ I’m glad you had such a good day. Hope you are all well… I AM sending you something… REALLY I am… it’s just not finished yet.
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July 29th, 2004 at 10:16 am
Kitty crunchies…hahahaha!! That was so cute, thanks for sharing! Hope everything is going well for you these days.
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July 29th, 2004 at 11:24 pm
lol I think it got funnier as the list went on…
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string out the butt…that’s just too funny!! Have a GREAT w/e Leigh!
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July 30th, 2004 at 9:16 am
LOL those were funny. Thanks for the smile.
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August 1st, 2004 at 6:45 am
That was hysterical - thanks for the laugh. I have to agree that laughter is the best medicine.
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