Important FYI
I received a list of new viruses today from a very dear friend of mine. I thought it was only right to share them with all of you. Keep a close look-out for these, as there is no fix for any of them yet!!!
The Dubya Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn’t care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST…
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . . . then discards it through Windows.
February 21st, 2004 at 3:43 pm
would you please send that to me via email?
HIya!
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February 21st, 2004 at 3:48 pm
Funny stuff!!!
Thanks, I could use the laugh. AND….I hope never to get any of those viruses.
Cas
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February 22nd, 2004 at 2:52 am
When I first started reading this, I thought you were being serious. Then when I began reading the rest, well…
lol Funny stuff, hey!
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February 22nd, 2004 at 10:27 am
Ya got me. Thanks for the guffaws, Leigh!
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February 22nd, 2004 at 11:17 am
lol!!! i actually thought you were serious for a sec xD. i haven’t laughed like this in a long time…
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February 22nd, 2004 at 6:47 pm
Ha. I love the Prozac Virus. Funny stuff.
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February 22nd, 2004 at 7:24 pm
Thanks, I needed that! Love you, Lady!
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February 23rd, 2004 at 7:40 pm
I’m glad you all enjoyed that. ;) I thought they were hysterical! lol Thank you, Debbie, for sending it my way!
Theo, my dear, I would be extremely happy to send them to you via email, but for the life of me, I can’t find your email address. I know I have it here somewhere. lol Could you send me something so I can get it again, please? Thank you ;)
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February 26th, 2004 at 6:57 pm
heheheeee
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