Thoughtprints: I Think His Nose is Definitely Growing

Oh man! As if claiming he had an affair with Anna Nicole and may have fathered her baby wasn't icky enough, now Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband was found naked in a car! Ewwwww!!!

Frederic Von Anhalt says he was "stripped, robbed and left naked in his Rolls Royce by three women". Oh.My.God.

He claims he was flagged down by three women in a white Chrysler convertible when he was driving near the Bel Air Country Club. Guess what he thought they wanted? He thought they wanted to pose for a photograph with him. Geez! Conceited much? Anyway, he went on to say that when he started talking to them, one of them pushed a gun into his neck.

"All of a sudden I felt a pressure on my neck. She said to me, 'It's the real thing, don't move.'"

"And then they took everything off me. Took my watch off, my expensive watch. I'm completely in the nude," said Von Anhalt, who uses the royal title prince, which he says was given to him by a German princess who adopted him.

Uh, OK dude. If it means that much to you, we'll call ya' prince. I guess.

Von Anhalt then said one woman took the keys from his Rolls Royce Phantom then handcuffed him to the steering wheel. The police say no handcuffs were found when they arrived.

LOL!! They took the keys but left the Rolls??? The handcuffs were nowhere to be found when the cops got there??? Me thinks someone's telling a big fat lie!!!