Ewwwww!

OK, this is going to be gross, but I was just totally flabbergasted when it happened, so I simply must tell you about it. My beautiful girl, Lily, is a wonderfully-behaved Australian Shepherd who is in love with my husband. No, really, she's in love with him. But anyway, she never, ever does anything wrong - unless, of course, you count getting out of the yard and chasing people down the street. My take on that is that they shouldn't have been walking by in the first place. Well! Earlier today we all thought we smelled dog poo in the house. We looked, but couldn't find any. We just assumed one of the dogs had farted, right? A little bit later, I smelled it again. I looked over to my right, and down on the floor very close to my chair, was a little log of poop, so naturally I assumed it belonged to Riley since it was so small. I cleaned it up and kinda' sorta' scolded him a little bit, then sat back down. Then enters Miss Lily. She stops in front of my chair, starts scooting her butt on the rug, for which I quickly told her NO!, then she proceeded to shake - except this time, not only did she shake her body like all dogs do, but she shook a bunch of poop out of her behind, flinging it all over the place! OMG!! I couldn't believe my eyes! She never poops in the house, let alone flings it!! Hubs said she reminded him of a hippo and the way they do it. I can laugh now; I couldn't then. It took me quite a while to get it all up and cleaned real well. I haven't the faintest idea why she did that or what was going on, but it better NEVER happen again!!

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OMG!!! I'm rolling on the floor laughing -- both because it wasn't MY dog this time, and because I totally know what you're going through.

Has that happened to you, too, Tammie?? What the heck is up with that?! She could've at least TOLD me she needed to go outside before she commenced flinging!!

That is really disgusting. I wouldn't be laughing even now. I'm not a dog person but I wouldn't even want to have cats living in the house with me. My Grandmother once told me about having the livestock living with the family and how great it was in Spring when it wasn't so cold and they could get all the animals out of the house. Even then the house stank for ages.

This made me laugh out loud! I hate it when dogs scoot their butts on carpets, although I understand why they do it... poor things can't give the butthole a good scrub with toilet paper!

But the flinging eludes me, I must say!

Remind you to tell you some day about my dog who was prone to explosive diarrhea -- in the kitchen. Fun times!!!

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