Could You Scratch My ..... Oh, Nevermind

Okay, this is just gross. Well, not her, but her fingernails. *shudder* Meet Lee Redmond, who won entry into the latest edition of Guinness World Records on September 28, 2006, with the world's longest fingernails. Now, my question is ... why??? And how??? How does she tease that poofy hair of hers? Put her makeup on? Zip her pants? Brush her teeth? Tie her shoes? Scratch an itch? Sleep in bed? And yes, folks, how does she wipe her butt?? UnbeLIEVable!! Just think of all the little germies clinging to those babies! (spoken like the true germaphobe that I am) It's just ICKY!

Have you been watching the new Survivor? It started out kinda' weird with all that splitting 'em into tribes according to their ethnicity business, but now they've merged into just 2 tribes, all mixed together. It's better that way. But, I have an issue with Jonathan. I couldn't put my finger on it until Thursday night, when I finally realized it was his voice. He has Alan Alda's voice! And it just creeps me out hearing Alan Alda's voice coming out of Jonathan's face. Plus I think he's a bit of a control freak, which totally turns me off. So, for the aforementioned reasons, he should not win. lol

My sister is really sick, you guys. She woke up yesterday morning shaking like you wouldn't believe, completely unable to get even the slightest bit warm, so went to the E.R. where they found she has bacterial pneumonia. Pneumonia! She hasn't been sick with even a cold or anything! How weird is that? But anyway, she's very ill and I would really appreciate it very much if you'd keep her in your thoughts and send some healing vibes her way. She can sure use 'em!

I hope you are all feeling happy. Have a great weekend!

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That's impossible. Fake.

And if not, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" time.

Ewww, those nails are gross, creepy and just plain wrong. I read an article where she has to sleep with her hands off the side of her bed. A World record is no good reason to do that for 27 years of her life. It serves absolutely no purpose.

Sending positive thoughts to your sister. Hope she recovers soon!

That fingernail lady is disgusting. Look at her actual fingers, they look like ape fingers, probably a mutation from having to work around those long nails!

I thought the Survivor Jonathan sounded like Howard Stern!! Alan Alda too though!

I will keep your sister in my thoughts. How bizarre! Do they know how she got it?!

Thanks, everyone, for your good thoughts for my sis! :)

wow that is so amazing how can she do that? i wonder if she is ever going to cut them.lol

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