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I received the following from my sister and I have to tell ya', I'm totally diggin' the idea. 
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup . . . gonna be a bear.
Muttered in the afternoon in Fun Stuff | TB 0
Thoughtfully shared by: nicole at June 6, 2003 06:23 PM
LOL Hairy legs! Beats the epilady!! LOL
Thoughtfully shared by: Debbie at June 6, 2003 06:26 PM
I'm ALL FOR waking up next to a "BARE" woman........OH, you said "BEAR"...silly me!!
Thoughtfully shared by: amit at June 6, 2003 09:38 PM
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